A woman spent 25000 rupees on her birthday to get her face lifting treatment done, then all her face and neck wrinkles were cleared.
Stopped at a shop to buy newspaper while returning home.
She bought a newspaper and said to the shopkeeper -” If you don’t feel bad, should I ask a question?
Can you tell how old I am? ′′ Shopkeeper -” about 32 years.
′′ The woman was happy and said -” No, I am 47 years old.
′′ Then the woman Haldiram went to a shop of Bhujianwala and asked the same question to the salesgirl.
Salesgirl -” I think you are 29 Not a ′′ woman -“
I am 47 years old. ′′ Now the woman went to the pharmaceutical store, bought Vicks cough pills and asked the counter clerk the same question.
Counter Clerk -” I think you are 30
′′ The woman said with pride -” Thank you,
I am 47 years old.
′′ The same woman asked the same question to the elderly standing next to her when she was standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus to go home.
The old man said -” I am 78 years old and my eyes are very weak.
But when I was young I knew a way I could tell the age of any woman.
The way is a little unique. If you give me a hug and a hug for a while, I can tell your exject age.
′′ That bus stop was on a deserted road. The road was empty far away and they were both at the bus stop.
The woman agreed to that unique way because of her curiosity.
The old man started to stir the cheeks of the woman and hugged her strongly..
After two three minutes the woman said -” O K… O K…. Now tell me my age.
′′ The old man said -” Madam, your age is 47 years.
′′ Woman -” Wow,
So amazing….. How?….. How did you tell me my so exject age?
′′ Elderly -” I tell you. But you promise me you won’t get mad after listening to me.
′′ Woman -” Promise, I won’t be mad.
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′′ Elderly -” When you were talking to salesgirl at Haldiram Bhujianwala’s shop,
I was standing right behind you.
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′′ Female –” Bastard dog saale old man….
* Respect the elderly like the group’s retired on International Older Day *
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